According to an article sent to me by a friend, Al-Qa'eda has lost credibility for enforcing rules on the most mundane aspects of everyday life.
These rules include a ban on women buying suggestively-shaped vegetables.
Sheikh Hameed al-Hayyes told Reuters that they regarded the cucumber as male and tomato as female. Women were not allowed to buy cucumbers, only men.
So, does this get me out of harvesting, watering and caring for our cucumbers for the rest of the summer?